Have you ever...

Had egg mouth?
Enjoyed having egg mouth?
Crossed your eyes trying to see your bangs?
Been so behind in laundry that you used an apron for a bib?

Worn red shoes?
Cause they're empowering.
Rocked bed hair with confidence?

Attempted to renovate a 100 year old home while living in it?  And adopting?  Did you notice the blue toilet?

Seen a handsomer handyman?
Celebrated the small victories like starting trim in the half bath with the blue toilet?
If so, you know what it's been like in this old house.